Terms of Service

The Good News About Your Purchase

Here’s the idea of our terms of service:

• Your satisfaction is guaranteed…
• Or you can have your money back.

Your products are either shipped directly from our nearest warehouse, or download-able from our fastest server. You’ll get a confirmation email right away to indicate your order success and, in the event that you’re downloading, you’ll get a link too.

Most orders also include free access to online video, so watch for your password.

Our services are awesome—public classes, private lessons, and intensive workshops—they’re possibly so cool that it pisses off your mind while your body gets a big AHA.

Get A Compelling Experience

While we excel at customer service, we don’t care much about it: customer service is easy and petty. We want you to have a compelling experience, because we’d like you to become a client, not just a customer.

If, for any reason, you’re not satisfied with a product, we’ll give you a refund…a full refund. (How’s that Customer?!) And, just so you know, it’ll cost us. We use PayPal, and they take a cut, but we’ll return all your money anyway: we’re that confident in our products.

(The only technical caveat is that you request your refund within 25 days of purchase. If it’s been longer than that, please let us know, we’re flexible.)

What else is there? Buy now. Your risk is nil…you’ll be drawn to be client…and your experience is guaranteed to be compelling.